Where our experience helps most
Practically, a hoarder house in Shirley needs three things handled: the contents, the structure underneath them, and the family. We deal with the first two entirely and try hard not to make the third harder.
Take whatever matters to somebody. Leave everything else. We will assess what is under it, put a written number in your hands, and let you decide in your own time. There is no follow up campaign, and nobody from here will call the owner of the hoarder house directly.
You do not have to empty a Shirley hoarder house to sell it
Families routinely spend weeks and several thousand dollars on dumpsters before calling us, believing no buyer will look at a hoarder house otherwise. That money is simply gone, because we were always going to clear it ourselves.
Take the things that matter to somebody. Leave the rest exactly where it sits. That is not us being accommodating, it is how we prefer to buy these, because it lets us see what we are actually buying.
Why local knowledge changes the number
A house on Johns Neck Road. A house on Seymour Drive. Both in Shirley, bought and paid for by us.
Shirley is roughly 26,360 people in Suffolk County, ZIP 11967, and the housing stock is mostly ranch, cape cod, hi-ranch. Around William Floyd Parkway and the Smith Point Bridge, most of it is old enough that the mechanicals are on their second or third life. The Mastic-Shirley stop pulls buyers who commute, which supports the good houses and does very little for the ones that need a roof. We have been buying across Suffolk County for 15+ years. We know what the William Floyd Union Free School District does to a resale price, which blocks still have oil tanks in the ground, and what a house like yours is actually worth here.
What we are actually assessing in a hoarder house
The quantity of belongings affects our cost to clear, which is a known and fairly predictable figure. What actually moves the offer on a hoarder house is what sits beneath it all: the floors, the framing, whether water has been coming in, and the state of the mechanicals.
That is what we are looking at while we walk through. It is also why a full house does not frighten us the way it frightens a retail buyer seeing one for the first time.
Keeping a Shirley hoarder house sale private
No sign on the lawn, no listing photographs, no strangers walking through on a Sunday in Shirley. One visit, and the cleanout happens after closing when the hoarder house is ours.
For most families that privacy is the larger part of what they want, and it is the part a listing cannot give them. Selling a hoarder house quietly is simply the normal way we do this, not a favor anybody has to ask for.
What you do not pay when you sell a hoarder house
These are the costs of putting a hoarder house on the market through an agent. None of them apply when you sell to us.
- Agent commission
- $27,500 at 5% of the Shirley median none
- Seller closing costs
- About $11,000 on a $549,990 sale. We can cover these. none
- Repairs to make it listable
- The work it needs to show well, out of your pocket first none
- Cleanout and removal
- Paid per load, before a single buyer walks through none
- Carrying costs while it waits
- Taxes, insurance and utilities while you spend 88 to 103 days finding a buyer and waiting for their loan none
If the owner is not ready to sell their Shirley house
Then nothing happens yet, and that is a legitimate answer. What we will do is leave a figure with the family so it exists when the moment arrives, and it usually does arrive.
What we will not do is call every few weeks asking whether anything has changed. A hoarder house is a family situation before it is a real estate one, and the family sets the pace on it.
What the two paths cost in Shirley
These are the two routes open to you with a hoarder house, priced against what Shirley houses actually sell for.
Work it against Shirley's own numbers. The median sale here is $549,990. A 5% commission on that is $27,500, and seller closing costs of about 2% add roughly $11,000. Those are costs we can cover on our side. That is $38,499 gone before anyone counts the repairs it took to get the house listable.
There are two waits in a listed sale and people usually only count the first. In Shirley the median house takes about 43 days to go from listed to a signed contract. Then it waits again, typically 45 to 60 days, while the buyer's lender orders an appraisal and underwrites the loan. Call it 88 to 103 days from sign to keys, assuming nothing goes wrong.
The part worth understanding is what a signed contract actually guarantees, which is less than most sellers assume. A retail buyer with a mortgage contingency can walk away right up to the end. If they do not qualify, if the appraisal comes in under the price, if they change their mind and let the financing lapse. A share of deals die exactly there, after months of waiting, and the house goes back on the market with time on it. We are not borrowing anything, so there is no lender to satisfy, no appraisal to come in low and no contingency to exercise.
| Listing with an agent | Selling to us | |
|---|---|---|
| Sale price | $549,990 (Shirley median) | Our written offer |
| Commission | −$27,500 | None |
| Seller closing costs | −$11,000 | We can cover them |
| Repairs before listing | Out of pocket | None |
| Cleanout | Yours | Ours |
| Showings | Until it sells | One visit |
| Listed to signed contract | 43 days (Shirley median, once listable) | 24 hours to a written offer |
| Contract to closing | 45 to 60 days (waiting on the buyer's lender) | A date you choose |
| Total wait | 88 to 103 days if nothing falls through | Yours to set |
| Can the buyer walk? | Yes (mortgage contingency runs to the end) | No financing to fall through |
| Before repairs and carrying | $511,491 | The number we put in writing |
Assumptions: 5% commission and about 2% seller closing costs on the listing side, and both move from deal to deal. Repairs and the cost of holding the house are not deducted, since they vary by property. A well-kept house with a good agent can come out ahead of a cash sale, and if that describes yours we will say it.
Why families stop halfway through a hoarder cleanout
Before you call anyone, it is worth knowing what you are being saved from. Clearing a hoarder house means multiple dumpster loads, labor by the day, sometimes a specialist crew where there is a biohazard element, and often a pest treatment afterward.
Families start this themselves, spend real money, and stop halfway. We have bought many a hoarder house at exactly that point, half cleared, and the half that got done did not raise the price.
Common questions
Is it safe for you to go into a hoarder house?
We will judge that when we arrive, and if it is not, we work from the outside and from whatever you can show us. We are not going to ask anyone to clear a path through a hoarder house for our benefit.
Will you throw away things that matter to the family?
Take anything you want before closing. After that the hoarder house is ours, so if there is something specific, tell us and we will look for it while we clear.
Does the hoarder house need a cleanout before closing?
No. We buy with the contents in place and clear it ourselves afterward, at our cost. Nothing has to leave the hoarder house before the closing except what the family wants to keep.
Will anyone in Shirley know the house sold this way?
No. A hoarder house sale to us involves no marketing at all, which is precisely why families in Shirley choose it over listing with an agent.
The owner is still living in the Shirley house. Can you still make an offer?
Yes. An occupied hoarder house is common and it does not change how we buy. The timeline is the thing that usually needs care, and we can be patient with it.